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foodstain:

can you imagine how fucking hard the storyboard artist mustve been laughing when they made this scene i am just picturing a dorky lil dude hunched over holidng a pencil and losing their damn shit

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deaneggsandsam:

how nerds dirty talk to each other

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firew0lves:

this could be us but you playin

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nerds-are-cool:

now listen here you little shit

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  • Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
  • Police officers: ayyyy
  • Investigator: ayyyy
  • Corpse: ayyyy lmao

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

(via tazerdragondidlos)

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

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potatogepi:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

we call you the colonies

(Source: roymustache, via fishfingersncustardyo)